dilpgue writng between crocodile and monkey

Crocodile: Why can't you stop monkeying around?

Monkey: At least I don't shed crocodile tears!

Crocodile: Go back to your banana republic.

Monkey: Anything is better than being swamped here in your dirty marshland. 

Crocodile: I never asked you to come meet me, did I?

Monkey: Of course, what do you know about friendship anyway! I came to meet my friend and see how he treats me.

Crocodile: I am sorry, got carried away. How have you been old friend?