HERE ARE SOME JOKES FOR THE STUDENTS TO REFRESH THERE MINDS FROM THERE STUDIES, I KNOW THAT I MUST WRITE THIS JOKES I
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
Happy Diwali!
Be careful from other duplicate wishers.
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of Happy Diwali Well Wisher Group
SHER chup ker SHIKAR nahi kerte,
Apne kabhi khul kr “VAR” nahi kerte,
“HUM” Wo “king hain” Jo Happy Diwali kehne ke liye..
26 OCT (Diwali k din) ka “INTEZAR” nahi kerte.
Happy Diwali
H-ar Khushi
A-pke
P-ass
P-ahuche
Y-eh
D-il se
I-s Diwali ke
W-aqt
A-pke
L-iye
I-shwar se prathna he
HAPPY DIWALI
Deepon ka ujala,
Patakon ka rang,
Dhoop ki khushbu,
Pyar bhari umang,
Mithai ka swad,
Apno ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko..
Diwali ka tyohar
Happy Diwali!
Diwali se roshan chiragon ki mahphil,
Phute phatake na phute kahin dil,
Jalao diyen na jalao kahin dil,
Khushiyan lutao sab se gale mil.
Happy diwali…
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..
whenever their parents enter their room’
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge
par larki shareef chahiye…..
Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti
aagr
aagr
aagr
aagr
Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota
